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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via pizza)

vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

(via addictedbookworm)

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

mariabarring:

*doesnt play game for 6 months*
*forgets controls*
*goes back to game* where am i??/ who am i??? what should i do?? who the fuck is that?? who the fuck are you??what???

(via cityofsherlockgames)

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

(via lee-diehl-the-seal)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(via pizza)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via pizza)

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