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greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

(via tombstonesimon)

tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing

(via sunlight-parade)

musicandbooksismyantidote:

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

ITS SO FLUFFY

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justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

(via paranoid-anne-void)

damncops:

siriuslynotamuggle:

nuncamais:

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

is that satan

yes

(via addictedbookworm)

snk-potato-girl:

capitolpurebloodwithatardis221b:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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He’s like a cross between Zac Efron and Jensen Ackles 

I don’t know how but
I can see it

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